Sunday night drunk is:
- Reading a Dashiell Hammett novel, remembering why he is the best (The Glass Key).
- Editing Wikipedia pages.
- Quoting Cattullus to friends because he’s kind of messed up, all kinds of LOL and perverted in the most hilarious way.
- Getting banned from Wikipedia for my edits.
- Listening to Rex Murphy he’s talking about how old people blow and they need need to be set out on ice floes and he’s among my favourites.
- Why isn’t Mad Men on?
- Rating various accents on a scale of sucks to bitchin.
