Okay, I guess it’s not fair to show my little brother’s google searches without showing mine as well. Here goes: new Would I Lie to You Am I thinking of Julian Fellowes or Julian Barnes? (it was Barnes) Gwynne Dyer Osama bin Laden Eric Margolis peregrine falcon peregrine falcon vs red-tailed hawk cheetah fucks up gazelle
I borrowed my brother’s computer the other day and this is what was in his recent searches: what are chives herpes on face supped up camaro souped up camaro Google what can cops do if they search yur (sic) car for weed legally Louis ck on 420 Dave Chapelle fuck Ashton Kotchr (sic) tiger woods asshole tiger woods flips out masters tiger woods tantrum masters Trailer Park Boys is...
Ugh, skateboarding is the worst. All it does is lower property values and teach children to loiter. It’s a gateway drug to full on juvenile delinquency. Skateboarders should be rounded up and shot.
James E. Marker, inventor of Cheezies, dies in...
We lost a hero today.
‘Eat eggs, my faithful one.’ ‘Eggs, my lord?’ ‘Eggs are a symbol of rebirth, Quasar. And eat Orange Rocket ice lollies.’ ‘What do they symbolise, Guru?’ ‘Nothing. They contain vitamin C in abundance.’ Ghostwritten is a great novel by David Mitchell and it’s also hilarious as fuck.