May 2012
10 posts
May 18th
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May 12th
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Okay, I guess it’s not fair to show my little brother’s google searches without showing mine as well. Here goes: new Would I Lie to You Am I thinking of Julian Fellowes or Julian Barnes? (it was Barnes) Gwynne Dyer Osama bin Laden Eric Margolis peregrine falcon peregrine falcon vs red-tailed hawk cheetah fucks up gazelle 
May 7th
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I borrowed my brother’s computer the other day and this is what was in his recent searches: what are chives herpes on face supped up camaro souped up camaro Google what can cops do if they search yur (sic) car for weed legally Louis ck on 420 Dave Chapelle fuck Ashton Kotchr (sic) tiger woods asshole tiger woods flips out masters tiger woods tantrum masters Trailer Park Boys is...
May 7th
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Ugh, skateboarding is the worst. All it does is lower property values and teach children to loiter. It’s a gateway drug to full on juvenile delinquency. Skateboarders should be rounded up and shot.
May 5th
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May 3rd
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James E. Marker, inventor of Cheezies, dies in...
We lost a hero today.
May 3rd
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‘Eat eggs, my faithful one.’ ‘Eggs, my lord?’ ‘Eggs are a symbol of rebirth, Quasar. And eat Orange Rocket ice lollies.’ ‘What do they symbolise, Guru?’ ‘Nothing. They contain vitamin C in abundance.’  Ghostwritten is a great novel by David Mitchell and it’s also hilarious as fuck.
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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