Little Brother: did you ever get high in college?
Me: nope.
LB: but you’ve definitely tried it before, right?
Me: naw, man. That shit’s dangerous.
LB: but [some guy I went to high school with] told me you got super baked with him that one time back in the day.
Me: didn’t happen.
LB: yes it did, he told me!
Me: it’s a sad day when you’d take the word of an admitted drug abuser over the word of your own brother. For shame.
LB: I don’t care, I just want to know how much you know about it.
Me: well, okay. Here’s the truth: someone did offer me a marijuana cigarette one time but I turned it down because he looked sketchy as hell.
LB: (mocking) a marijuana cigarette. [laughs] okay, I believe you because no one would ever call it a ‘marijuana cigarette’.
June 2011
51 posts
I’m pissed with you because you keep shutting down every time I try to get you to open up. I just want to talk.
Please stop being such a bitch.
Thanks,
Alpha Invictus
- Dollop. Disgusting.
- Dynamic. Fuck off. That doesn’t even mean anything.
Moving back in with my parents is depressing and makes me hate life. So from now on I’m going to post the most misanthropic Schopenhauer quote I can find, without context. Here’s a wonderfully pessimistic quote, about women:
For just as the female ant loses its wings after mating, since they are then superfluous, indeed harmful to the business of raising a family, so the woman usually loses her beauty after one or two childbeds, and probably for the same reason.
— Schopenhauer
Everyone always says that my hometown of Glace Bay is the worst, but I can say without any prejudice that the next town over, New Waterford, is a thousand times worse.
It’s a bad place.
“Well, there are rules for how many seats there are in the Senate, but the Prime Minister can appoint pretty much anyone he wants to the senate. The appointees don’t have to stand for election and they can remain a senator until the age of 75.”
“What a slut.”
“Erm… I guess so.”
Note: I swear I don’t talk this pedantically in real life, but I can’t remember what my exact words were.
Just found some new season 4 photos posted on the Breaking Bad website. Could this be how Mike the Cleaner dies (or rather, what they do with the body)? It’d be a cool callback to season one, only this time Jesse probably wouldn’t screw up and destroy a bathtub. I am ashamed of how much I love this show.
My dashboard is full of Ryan Dunn today. But I guess the same can be said of his Porsche.
From me
What the fuck? Your birthday was either today or the day after tomorrow. It’s definitely an even numbered day near the 20th of June. But I wouldn’t be guessing if it was posted to Facebook.
So happy birthday question mark, you dick.
Unless it’s in August then I’m going to look like an ass.
