it looks like your favourite thing (Justin Bieber) and my favourite thing (miraculous pictures of Jesus on toast… er, David Thorn) just combined into one awesome thing.
Making a bucket list.
So far everything seems animal related. Highlights include: Eat as many endangered animals as I can. I really want to try panda. Smuggle a cheetah cub into the country so I can keep it as a pet. Be involved in at least one life or death situation — because you don’t know what sort of person you are until hostage takers steal your family or you’re tempted to try cannibalism...
They say imitation is the sincerest form of...
Sometimes when I get really into a book, my internal monologue takes on the voice of the author, to the best of my ability. It also shows up in my writing (but not in a good way) and my speech. The summer I finally got into Hemmingway, I kept catching myself thinking in short, straightforward sentences, like I was trying to cut all the fat out of my thoughts. And I overused the word...
Jesus. Seriously? I always thought I texted a lot, but 1630? No way. I’d be surprised if I texted more than 50 times a month, and even that’s a lot.
I don't care how it's actually pronounced, I...
“World’s Greatest Detective”
Normally I'll side with Batman, but I think this...
Batman starts pounding on my door because he wants to put a pride of hungry lions in my back seat and drive them to the zoo? Right after I finally fixed the upholstery? Fuck that. I’m outta there.
Having two IM conversations simultaneously
Not normally a big deal, except one when goes like this: Benjamin: Also Steampunk is fucking gay. Benjamin: They have the technology to build a japanese hello kitty robot Benjamin: But still use fucking biplanes. adam: but it’s in a dream Benjamin: wat adam: you can overlook it, but then you have to overlook that you cant raise the stakes because there are no stakes because it is a...
Super Hans as a faux-Scientologist is hilarious
Super Hans: You’re going to stay on the Death Star with Captain Haddock? He doesn’t value you. He thinks you’re a dick head. Mark: Just because he’s a dick head doesn’t mean I’m not his friend. I’m a better friend than you’ve ever been. Super Hans: He may be a dick head but I’m teaching him how not to be a dick head. Jez: Could you please...
"Then again women don't care about facts or...
Oh my god. Laughing so hard right now. I might post the context I heard this in later but it’s still amazingly hilarious.
More Harry Potter titles I'd read:
Harry Potter and the Prom Night Dumpster Baby Harry Potter and the Morning After of Regret Harry Potter and the Obscure Underground Cult of Hipsters (only available as an audiobook on vinyl) Harry Potter and the Bottle of Despair Harry Potter and the Invisible Harry Potter and the Pills of the Medicine Cabinet Harry Potter and Overhyped Internet Media Thing If you have any other awesome...
Harry Potter titles I would like to read:
Harry Potter and the Crack Den of Sorrow Harry Potter and the Uneventful Weekend Harry Potter and the Trip to the Dentist (thanks to The Silent G for this one.) Harry Potter and the Hospital Dumpster Teeth
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So today when I got home I looked out my window and watched an emergency helicopter land on the nearby hospital. After that was done I watched two excavators tear down the abandoned school. My window is like a television but with no real plot.
My friend Sexfluenza just discovered tumblr. He is hilarious and he does some art and you need to start following him.
From the Super Dictionary for kids, 1978.
Tried the no glasses thing today and kept bumping...
Guess I’m just going to have to go back to awkward.
So my friend Justin and I figured out an awesome way to get over our social awkwardness. From now on when we’re in over our heads socially, the glasses are coming off. Awkward in front of humans? Check. Awkward in front of pale blurs? Probably not. On the other hand, I’ll probably be trading awkwardness for clumsiness, but it’ll be worth it.
The layman’s guide to trepanning.
I know I may look like a real person but I’m not actually a real person.– Jez, Peep Show
ifeltyourshape replied to your post: … and I ain’t that humble. I love him so much. He’s most definitely my favorite, too. (Although Lester is so close.) There’s almost too many good characters on The Wire. Omar, the gay gangster who robs drug dealers. Bubbles, the addict criminal informant. The kids from season four (I’m watching the one where Bunny Colvin takes them to...
... and I ain't that humble.
Bunk Moreland is probably my favourite character from The Wire. Marlo, McNulty, Cool Lester Smooth and Lt. Daniels are all close seconds. Other favourite Bunk quotes: Bunk: Look at that bow-legged motherfucker. I made him walk like that. McNulty: You know what they call a guy who pays that much attention to his clothes, don’t you? Bunk: Mm-hmm, a grown-up. Have to admit I kind of side...