God I hate Halifax at this time of year. All there is to do is get drunk and bitch about things.
Speaking of which, our rival city, Moncton, is bragging about how awesome they are for getting U2 to play their shitty summer music festival.
U2 is so lame. Bono is probably just gonna get all preachy about how we should save all the starving kids in Ireland or whatever. You know why people took Jonathan Swift seriously when he wanted to help the Irish? Because his proposal was modest. Maybe Bono should try some humility instead of going out there with his stupid sunglasses belittling Paul Martin and playing shitty music.
You know what? Moncton and Bono deserve each other. They are both the capital of suck.