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Okay, I guess it’s not fair to show my little brother’s google searches without showing mine as well. Here goes:
- new Would I Lie to You
- Am I thinking of Julian Fellowes or Julian Barnes? (it was Barnes)
- Gwynne Dyer Osama bin Laden
- Eric Margolis
- peregrine falcon
- peregrine falcon vs red-tailed hawk
- cheetah fucks up gazelle
I borrowed my brother’s computer the other day and this is what was in his recent searches:
- what are chives
- herpes on face
- supped up camaro
- souped up camaro
- what can cops do if they search yur (sic) car for weed
- legally
- Louis ck on 420
- Dave Chapelle fuck Ashton Kotchr (sic)
- tiger woods asshole
- tiger woods flips out masters
- tiger woods tantrum masters
- Trailer Park Boys
- is pizza hut still open
It truly is a window into the soul.
Ugh, skateboarding is the worst. All it does is lower property values and teach children to loiter. It’s a gateway drug to full on juvenile delinquency. Skateboarders should be rounded up and shot.
(Source: dcu)
James E. Marker, inventor of Cheezies, dies in Belleville, Ont., at age 90
We lost a hero today.
(Source: winnipegfreepress.com)
‘Eat eggs, my faithful one.’
‘Eggs, my lord?’
‘Eggs are a symbol of rebirth, Quasar. And eat Orange Rocket ice lollies.’
‘What do they symbolise, Guru?’
‘Nothing. They contain vitamin C in abundance.’
Ghostwritten is a great novel by David Mitchell and it’s also hilarious as fuck.
Nice.
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